The other day Jason Koon posted on X: "Hear me out: Too Old For This Shit Poker Tour. Shuffle up and deal at 9 a.m. bag 'em at 5. Winner gets the coveted TOFTS gold coffee cup. I would never miss an event."
We asked him the next day, and he said, "If I were to really do it, I think The Early Bird is a great name for it. The trophy can be a bird eating a worm!"
Count me in!