If you’re feeling refined, head to the Cummer Museum. And quit snickering at the name; you’re refined, remember?
If you’re feeling sporty, head to EverBank Stadium to witness up close the dictionary definition of football futility. (Go Jags.)
If you’re feeling feral, head to the Jacksonville Zoo. You’ve been surrounded by fish all day. Switch it up; feed a giraffe.
If you’re feeling sunny, head to the beach. Florida is mostly a punch line, but Floridians counterpunch from the Atlantic with some mediocre clapback like, 'Sure, our politics are a joke and we burn too many books but at least we’re not f**king landlocked.
